Guides

Health guide, fashion guide
You give your money and just say thanks,
TV guide for your culture
How to be a fool until the end.

Breakfast guide, lunch guide
To keep fit,
TV guide for a better life
How to live more idiotic.

To keep your conscience clean
There are issues of our magazine,
To make your life be better
Our programs are our guides.

Guide for dry and guide for wet,
Guide in your bed,
Guide about everything important
Read about the newest slander.

Guide for sports and politics
How to be faster and more skilful,
TV issue for every criticism
How to be cleverer.

Guide for up and guide for down
Guide for new collections,
Guide for IT because everybody loves that
How to get a better erection.